No. This has to do with drugs." My jaw fell open and I almost lost my toothbrush. "You're on drugs?" She pressed her mouth together. "No. You are." "I'm on drugs?" I asked, stunned. I had no idea.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Most civilized lives are measured out with coffee spoons.

Scratch a king and find a fool!

To venture upon an undertaking of any kind, even the most insignificant, is to sacrifice to envy.

I just can't understand why we don't go forward and put more sanctions.

I don't really consider any of my novels 'crime' novels.

All duality is a mind creation, all duality is created by the clinging and attached mind. When there is no attachment there is no duality.

I don't think many people will remember me when I retire.

When I come home from a shoot, I'd rather reheat food I've made than eat takeout.

No matter how it looks to us, love never loses control; the laws of our relations are as honest and as exact as the laws of physics.

thou art the best o' the cut-throats