No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.

To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.

A mind is as strong as its weakest think.

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.

Our ability to forgive is a direct measure of our hope

No parson in the world ever pictured heaven so beautifully as they did, in their innocent talk

I wanted to be a writer for a while. I was an excellent child writer. I won multiple poetry contests. I was published at age three - I think that was more about novelty than my immense talent.

I've accomplished more working on my own than I ever did as part of a team.

When you express your unique talents and use them in the service of humanity, you create abundance in your life and the lives of others.

A failure becomes just one time at bat if you refuse to let it defeat you.

This is the theater. And this is the best place for the imagination.

You are probably at your sanest when you come to the place where you abandon all else but your desire for God.

Renunciation doesn't mean giving up things externally but rather it means diligently pulling out the weeds from the heart.

If two norms conflict, if they are mutually inconsistent, then at least one of them must be false.