No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Endings bring new beginnings. Love has many truths. And knights come in all colours.

And what little she allowed herself to say was said in a strained tone, in which her ingrained timidity paralysed her tendency to freedom and audacity of speech.

When we pray we link ourselves with an inexhaustible motive power.

Anybody who thinks that they are a leader and doesn't have anyone following them is just out for a walk.

And Helvetica maybe says everything, and that's perhaps part of its appeal.

Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

Of course I don't believe in it [pointing to horseshoe on his office wall]. But I understand that it brings you luck whether you believe in it or not.

I have experienced loss in my life, but the thing that brings you back is your faith.

If you are a minority, it is important that you have legal ways to defend yourself in the society in which you live.

A rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose. All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that's like woman too.