No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.

It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else.

Don’t sleep with people who don’t read.

My idea of an interesting person is someone who is quite proud of their seemingly abnormal life and turns their disadvantage into a career.

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

Without obsession, life is nothing.

[My catholic education] sticked with me. It caused the rage I had to make 'Pink Flamingos.'

Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.

Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?

I like hard movies; I like ones that are basically the opposite of a date movie.

The "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" hitchhiker really made people never want to hitchhike again - the hitcher, the show. Hitchhiking is always vaguely sexual.

Warriors are warriors not because of their strengh, but because of their ability strengh to good purpose

Dare to be you.

Trust is very hard if you don't know what you're trusting.

I'm currently single, so I want to have fun! As for what guys need to do to date out of their league, it's all about the swagger. If you have confidence, you can get pretty much any girl.

I actually haven't been approached a whole lot for television, believe it or not.

My universe is my eyes and my ears. Anything else is hearsay.

Love is a very hard feeling to keep alive. It's a very fragile plant.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.

And I know it - I know it in my heart - Right now - Todd Hewitt - There's nothing we can't do together -

I believe that couture is not about shocking.