"No comment" is a comment.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The cross has become a symbol in much of the Western world, misused by many rock stars and others who do not comprehend its significance.

Call it the Tiger Mom effect: In the business world today, failure is apparently not an option.

Dignity of manner always conveys a sense of reserved force.

Give me your skin as sheer as a cobweb, let me open it up and listen in and scoop out the dark.

I like raunchiness, not like in a biker-chick sort of a way, but like the girl can't help it. Little bruises, a few hairs out of place, a little stain here and there.

Look for strength in people, not weakness; for good, not evil. Most of us find what we search for.

More and more people seem to be separating from nature. I'm trying to go in a different direction. I'm getting closer and closer.

In Wall Street now, you have to hide what you're doing. It's more fun when you don't have to do that. But I don't think its sense of purpose has changed at all.

There are times when the kindness of strangers only makes things worse because one realizes how badly one is in need of kindness and that the only source is a stranger.

A narrator should not supply interpretations of his work; otherwise he would have not written a novel, which is a machine for generating interpretations.