No comment" is a comment so I never really understood.

Never rely upon a time machine to fix your problems, as everyone knows, they're much too faulty.

Everything in life had a purpose, and unless it achieved that purpose, it was just taking up space on the planet and wasting everybody's time.

We have too many cellphones. We've got too many internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too many machines now.

I'm always ready for the enemy to come over the hill. I'm packed and set to go. That comes from my time in the army. I used to travel in a tank, but now it's a tour bus going to safer places.

The English never abolish anything. They put it in cold storage.

He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them.

I think a child calling for his mother is the most beautiful sound in the world.

I regard sports first and foremost as entertainment, so dry documentary narration is not for me.

I don't like to say where I'll be in 10 years.

There are no women who do not like perfume, there are women who have not found their scent.

When you see a man in distress, recognize him as a fellow man.