No crime is vulgar, but all vulgarity is crime.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Most so-called success in the world is slavery.

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.

Cattle... it called us cattle...We're hamburger, you mean.

Dream big dreams! Imagine that you have no limitations and then decide what's right before you decide what's possible.

You have to let people go. Everyone who's in your life are meant to be in your journey, but not all of them are meant to stay till the end.

Jesus is Jesus. So, I'm not sure I'd get into the business of making somebody into Jesus. That's just me.

Getters don't get - givers get.

Not only is yoga excellent for flexibility, but it is also a great tool for longevity and injury prevention, as it allows for internal body awareness.

There are too many people writing about whether they just farted or not.

People wouldn’t have become who we are today if we hadn’t coevolved with dogs.