No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.

Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.

If you were always so serious about yourself, why didn't you start carving YOUR SELF.

Somewhat, lawbreakers are lawmakers for they give lawmakers real reasons to make and strengthen laws

What you think, you see. Your expectations create your reality.

Lord, how great is our dilemma! In Thy Presence silence best becomes us, yet love inflames our hearts and constrains us to speak.

God made life simple. It is man who complicates it.

a society driven mainly by selfish individualism has all the potential for sustainability of a collection of angry scorpions in a bottle.

The law of Love is that you are Love, and that as you give Love to others you teach yourself what you are.

Some say the world is a vale of tears, I say it is a place of soul-making.

Memorization of variations could be even worse than playing in a tournament without looking in the books at all.

I think the future also will not belong to those who are cynical or those who stand on the sidelines