No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

The fountain of living water never runs dry.

So many of the things she had found lately hadn't been precisely lost. But she wasn't found without them.

The saddest thing about any man is that he be ignorant, and the most exciting thing is that he knows.

Developing relationships is a very important part of doing business, and I see more similarities than differences when I travel the world.

Ultimately, literature is nothing but carpentry.

He knows very little of mankind who expects, by any facts or reasoning, to convince a determined party man.

I know what nuns are, kind of. It's just I never saw one. I didn't know they looked like penguins.

Red hair is my life long sorrow.

For when I came into the silent assemblies of God's people I felt a secret power among them which touched my heart; and as I gave way unto it I found the evil weakening in me and the good raised up

There was no short answer to this; like so much else, it was a long story. But what really makes any story real is knowing someone will hear it. And understand.