No fat batboy is invisible.

You have to do well on third downs.

The worst thing in the world is to feel like people turn on the TV and say, oh god, it's that guy again. I'm trying to avoid that.

I think by its very nature, it's redundant, you know, being the play-by-play guy on television.

Five years ago, I wasn't getting questions [about blogs and the internet] from the TV/radio critic of the New York Times.

And Johnny Manziel is only in a snickers commercial.

If you're the play-by-play announcer, I think it's your job to be better than just saying what's on people's TV screen.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

Every time you see kid and hear kid, you think, man, I have to not sound like a kid.

You know what you gotta do cowboy?

We all fell in love with the young Macaulay Culkin, back in the day

She seemed to be occupied with of inner chamber of ideas and to have slight need for visible objects.

What has been forgotten.... is never something purely individual.

If I had not felt certain that every additional trial was ordered by infinite love and mercy, I could not have survived my accumulated suffering.

When I'm at home or at school, I'm casual and comfortable. I tend to wear work out clothes and lots of sweaters.

The true India resides in its villages.

The day you stop worrying will be the first day of your new life; anxiety takes you in circles, trust in yourself and become free.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

because if you can’t kill then you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and no one will ever save you.

It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

Those two, in paradise, were given a choice: happiness without freedom, or freedom without happiness. There was no third alternative.