No freedom is secure if your property rights are not secure.

The key to accepting responsibility for your life is to accept the fact that your choices, every one of them, are leading you inexorably to either success or failure, however you define those terms.

A lot of people out there pay good lip service to the idea of personal freedom... right up to the point that someone tries to do something that they don't personally approve of.

What sort of a brain-dead idiot does it take to actually believe that gun laws will prevent criminals from obtaining and carrying guns?

One of the most crucial but hardest things to do as part of turning your life around is to get rid of all the negative people around you and replace them with people who encourage you instead.

There are people in Congress who aren't very bright. In fact, some of them are just plain brain-dead.

Screaming racism is the last refuge of leftist intellectuals who've completely lost their mojo.

No wonder politicians love government schools. Where do you think the dumb masses come from that can be so easily led and manipulated?

Free speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. Popular speech, by definition, needs no protection.

The principal purpose of the Democratic Party is to use the force of government to take property away from the people who earn it and give it to people who do not.

If I'm tapping anything, it's the frustration of people who have something to say at work or home or in some social setting and just can't do it. I do it for them. I don't take prisoners.

The coffee is not strong enough to keep me awake.

It’s human nature to view life from our own reality.This causes serious problems when a rescue mission is being led by the senile or insane.

It occurs to me as we're all sitting here thinking of Mickey, he's probably somewhere getting an earful from Casey Stengel, and no doubt quite confused by now.

But vegetarians can eat this...Because intestines aren't even meat, Liz. They're just sh$*.

Fairy tales and folk tales have always played a role in my writing in one way or another.

If you miss one class, you know it; if you miss two classes, your teacher knows it, and if you miss three classes, the audience knows it

No one can escape his destiny.

I've always been the opposite of a paranoid. I operate as if everyone is part of a plot to enhance my well-being.

Today I begin a new life for I am the master of my abilities and today is going to be a great and beautiful day!

A man who gets the reputation of rising at dawn can sleep to noon.