No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

There are such repulsive faces in the world.

All great art is the work of the whole living creature, body and soul, and chiefly of the soul.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

Desire, burning desire, is basic to achieving anything beyond the ordinary.

Anytime you take a book and make it into a movie, you're going to have people who have their version of it in their minds and whatnot. You can't please everybody.

If you believe, work hard, and smile there's nothing you can't accomplish.

This same philosophy is a good horse in the stable, but an arrant jade on a journey.

For the simplicity on this side of complexity, I wouldn't give you a fig. But for the simplicity on the other side of complexity, for that I would give you anything I have.

Do what you're afraid to do.

That's a difficult question, because to consider yourself a rebel is sort of ridiculous.