No luck was dumb because luck was just another name for miracle.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Old school mission statements defined what an organization did. Contemporary mission statements define why an organization does what it does.

If you hide the talents, you hide your brand. It’s simple.

There are many rooms in the House of Pain.

That seemed to be the case with most of the teams based in the smaller towns - the fans were more rabid, and they wanted to literally kill the opposition.

I've got a lot to look forward to. I'm trying to be the best father I can, and that's a pretty important role. Some would say it's more important than stopping pucks.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

That's when you've got to grit your teeth and hang in there and try and find a way to win when you're not playing your best tennis - that's what I can be proud of

If you don't tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth about your own life, someone may claim the right to tell it for you.

That he loved her was his life’s greatest grace—that she loved him was a burden and mystery beyond compare.

music, drawing, books, invention & exercise will be so many resources to you against ennui.