No m’lord. It wouldn’t be a secret army if we had seen it. My squire, who has not had the opportunity to be clearly informed about the presence of a secret army, has been ignorant of its existence.

To imagine that I was pleased would have been an understatement, if I was a dog, my tail would be wagging my arse off.

Yesterday I bought myself a new, very sharp kitchen knife.And I managed to cut my finger within 5 minutes of getting home!Those plastic packages are bloody dangerous!!!

Don't worry about being a normal person, let the normal person worry about not being you.

A good parent is not someone that knows how to be a good parent, but knows how to learn how to be a good parent.

Quote of the day:"You are not a bad person.You are just a good person, in a bad place.

She fell down fifty-five floors. It took 10.6 seconds for her to hit the ground. It took my father forty-eight hours to come back home from his business trip in Sweden.

I've been doing a lot of yoga to help with my running, recovery, and mental clarity. It works great for me.

We have to allow ourselves to see what there is to see, and we have to imagine.

I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the mother in me.

Memory is a snare, pure and simple; it alters, it subtly rearranges the past to fit the present.

I always have to go that extra mile, and I do it and I don't mind doing it, but it isn't fair.

A success that has outlived its usefulness may, in the end, be more damaging than failure.

It is hard to look back and talk about a set of disjointed experiences as though they were part of one smooth progression.

Now he'll outstare the lightning. To be furious Is to be frightened out of fear.