No man can be an exile if he remembers that all the world is one city.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Only a small crack ... but cracks make caves collapse.

For those who trust, life is a blessing. For those who don't trust, life is suffering.

Prayer indeed is good but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.

Whatever I'm doing, I'm in that moment and I'm doing it. The rest of the world's lost. If I'm cooking some food or making soup, I want it to be lovely. If not, what's the point of doing it?

Whenever people say a coincidence in a novel is implausible, I think, Do I have a story for you.

What we value determines what we do.

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

The time for change is now.

I would get very frustrated reading scripts that were bilingual but maybe not bicultural.

And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much