No man can ever end with being superior who will not begin with being inferior.

Whatever you are by nature, keep to it; never desert your line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed.

If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.

Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.

The thing about performance, even if it's only an illusion, is that it is a celebration of the fact that we do contain within ourselves infinite possibilities.

A man who wishes to make his way in life could do no better than go through the world with a boiling tea-kettle in his hand.

You find people ready enough to do the Samaritan, without the oil and twopence.

A comfortable house is a great source of happiness. It ranks immediately after health and a good conscience.

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style.

Whenever a woman gets pregnant, she literally bets with her life.

And truth is malleable, something to be bent or stretched or made to disappear, but direct lies always find the path back to the one who tells them.

Carrie is my child, and I love her with every ounce of strength I possess.

Over 70 years after Hitler, a German chancellor, a woman, is the leader of the free world. So don't talk to me about irrevocable.

The cultures we can look at had already grasped the essential unity of nature. No board of gods can survive that knowledge.

I know what it's like when the things you believe make you feel like you're on the outside looking in.

With little art, clear wit and sense Suggest their own delivery.

If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?

Be not too hasty to trust or to admire the teachers of morality; they discourse like angels, but they live like men.

I hear the weed is really strong in California.