No man can have a reasonable opinion of women until he has long lost interest in hair-restorers.

Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.

Patience is the analogue of God's serenity.

Some folks never handle the truth without scratching it.

If you sit by the wayside waiting for Success, your knees will be too stiff to follow her when she passes.

Love is a boomerang that returns to the thrower's hand.

The bigger the dam of patience, the worse the flood when the dam breaks.

We use religion like a trolley-car--we ride on it only while it is going our way.

Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.

To hear how much of a great human being you were — even if you really weren’t — open your ears at your funeral.

I'm an optimistic guy. I'm one of those big dreamers. I'm one of those kids with that annoying imagination.

It seems to be almost inevitable that the man who accepts a subordinate economic position in the Family degenerates into a loafer and a tyrant.

Whenever we discover a dislike in us, toward any one, we should ever be a little suspicious of ourselves.

I meditate but not regularly. I wish I did more meditation. It's always my New Year's resolution to do more.

You know what would help this boy?" Demeter mused. "Farming." Persephone rolled her eyes. "Mother-" "Six months behind a plow. Excellent character building.

The current tax code is a daily mugging.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

The key is, if youre not monkeying around with the script, then everything usually goes pretty well.

To an artist, creating an image means being in love with it.