No man is wise enough to be another man's master. Each man's as good as the next -- if not a damn sight better.

To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question.

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.

I hold no preference among flowers, so long as they are wild, free, spontaneous.

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.

Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him down.

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit.

There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.

But how do we know it's working properly?''The green light is on.' said Jack.

A grieving son was given the opportunity to write parting words on a card at his mother's funeral. He quoted the verse, "And morning came and Jesus was standing on the shore.

There are moments when the human body can overcome things you would never expect.

They assembled from all sides, one after another, with arms and horses and all the panoply of war.

I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd.

The ladder of success in Hollywood is usually a press agent, actor, director, producer, leading man; and you are a star if you sleep with each of them in that order. Crude, but true.

Words themselves are the intimate attire of thoughts and feelings.

I know how I get hard. Running on a treadmill behind women in a gym normally does it for me.

Any who love Jesus will love others much more.

Well, I've got a color telly, and a fridge. I've got some pork chops in the fridge, but the chops keep going off, so I have to keep buying more.