No matter how bad things get, you can still walk away.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

Be memorable. Be outstanding.

Listen carefully, I’m going to say three words.”“I love you?

I don't know why you're making the poor girl play with you," Peter said. "You're going to completely slaughter her." "Well, I am the greatest Guitar Hero player of all time," Jack said.

In the arts they call it plagiarism, in business they call it competition.

To become a champion requires a good mental attitude toward preparation. You have to accept the most tedious task with pleasure.

Did you ever know that you're a jackass?

Actually, we didn't tour that much back in the 70s because we had all these other artists under our hat. My touring was really limited. I tour more now than I did back then.

Good impulses are naught, unless they become good actions.

Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks.

We take for granted how our mind puts everything together.