No matter how beautiful, no matter how cool your interface, it would be better if there were less of it.

If we want users to like our software we should design it to behave like a likeable person: respectful, generous and helpful.

Design principle: Take things away until the design breaks, then put that last thing back in.

Define what the product will do before you design how the product will do it.

Form follows function straight to hell.

There's only one thing you can use against pure logic, and that's common sense.

Usability methods are like sandpapering a chair. If you are making a chair, the sandpaper can make it smoother. But no amount of sandpaper will turn a chair into a table.

It's harder than you might think to squander millions of dollars, but a flawed software development process is a tool well suited to the job.

Men do not greet one another like this ... except perhaps at rugby club dinners.

Well madam, have you looked in the mirror and seen the state of your nose? Boxing is my excuse. What's yours?

Computers no longer interface with humans--they interact, and the interaction will become steadily deeper, more subtle, and more crucial to our collective sanity and ultimate survival.

I happen to be a fantastic kisser. Sadly, you will never get to find out.”“Never say never, ” he answers in a singsong voice.“Thanks for that, Justin Bieber. But yeah, not going to happen, dude.

Your toaster’s a puff.

I’m afraid to see a psychiatrist about the voices in my head. She might know who they are.

You mean you’re not God? Nooo, say it isn’t so!

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

I wanted to make a comment on the obsession with success and failure that we see a lot in America.

Look for verbs of muscle, adjectives of exactitude.

Someone Hot is sometimes can't be the person they appear to be- except for their hotness... that cannot be denied.

I have not observed mens honesty to increase with their riches.

I am a perfectionist. When I take a picture...it's gotta be good.