No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive the trick is not to get frightened. There's nothing wrong with being alone.

The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.

Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.

No matter how successful I become as a playwright, my mother would be thrilled to hear me tell her that I'd just lost twenty pounds, gotten married and become a lawyer.

The signature of a truly enviable woman is the tenacity and continuity of her women friends.

I'm not going to throw my imagination away. I refuse to lie down to expectation. If I can just hold out till I'm thirty, I'll be incredible.

I really worked at becoming more assertive, and now none of my friends talk to me.

As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately always keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole.

No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the trick is not to get frightened. There's nothing wrong with being alone.

anyone who writes plays is unbelievably persistent, because there isn't a need in the world for plays. Somehow you internally have to feel a need to write a play.

The struggle to be considered a grown-up begins, I believe, shortly after birth.

Someday you'll find someone special again. People who've been in love once usually do. It's in their nature.

In most cases, failure is not determined by the obstacles we face, but by how we approach them and what our perceptions whisper to when on encountering eventualities.

We are all capable of achieving success, but the fear of failure has driven many into the habit of only wishing for it.

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.

Rest in peace to Heath Ledger but I'm no joker

I believe in free will. I have no choice.

I wish I were more disciplined.

I love men. I've always been drawn to poets, artists, and madmen. Sometimes all three in one

See only that thou work and thou canst not escape the reward.

If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age