No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

You are the Truth from foot to brow. Now, what else would you like to know?

Knowing how to love unconditionally is the ultimate knowledge of life.

There is a courageous wisdom there is also a false reptile prudence the result not of caution but of fear.

It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.

Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.

If for harming himself a man forfeits his freedom, then he is not free at all.

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over.

Everything in writing begins with language. Language begins with listening.

Islamic State is mainly a direct result of the failure in Syria. That's where IS has grown. That's where IS spread from.

Yesterday's success belongs to yesterday.