No matter how rich you become how famous or powerful when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

America: A place where Realists have the freedom to be Idealists.

Cats were not, in her experience, an animal with much soul. Prosaic, practical little creatures as a general rule. It would suit her very well to be thought catlike.

At best, the natural good-nature is edged with complaint or has changed into sullenness and gloom. And now and then it blazes forth in veiled but hot anger.

I love market research because you really have an idea of what your consumers are looking for.

I've always thought about myself as somewhat of a folk musician. I just write words.

But people who do not know me are surprised to see me as a real person I guess.

My proudest moment? Every Friday morning when I look at the board at Celtic Park and see my name on the team sheet for tomorrow's game.

Courage is how bad you want it.

Cultivate all your faculties; you must either use them or lose them

While obsession with one’s personal appearance is a sign of being a vacant prat, total oblivion to it is a sign of mental illness.