No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Maxims serve the wise

I have a thing for things that last.

I started out as a very traditional actor. The first thing I ever did in terms of performance was singing.

No service in the Church or in the community transcends that given in the home.

Jim Carrey and my dad were best friends. He would always be in my house and stuff like that.

Science fiction is the characteristic literary genre of the century. It is the genre that stands in opposition to literary modernism.

Pain can only feed on pain. Pain cannot feed on joy. It finds it quite indigestible.

Naturally, no writer who's any good at all would sit down and put a sheet of paper in a typewriter and start typing a play unless he knew what he was writing about.

If nature does not ratify law, then all the virtues may lose their sway.

I kind of end up getting caught up in whatever the rhythm of the movie is and how open the director is to changing things in the moment or finding it in rehearsal.