No matter what happens, you will never lose me, I am forever yours, Kitten, in this life or the next.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Be at peace with yourself and everyone. It is the greatest inner strength.

Time is a pool to swim & dream & create in.

When two people decide to get a divorce it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another but a sign that they have at last begun to.

The office of government is not to confer happiness, but to give men the opportunity to work out happiness for themselves.

The more natural or eco-based products you can introduce into your beauty regimen, the more beneficial it is for your skin. It's similar to introducing organic food into your daily diet.

There are certain persons for whom pure Truth is a poison.

Happiness is the moment when you cease to make an inventory of joys; it is a glow, a brightness - never a list.

Im an ambassador for Medical Detection dogs.

Apparently Sodapop Curtis said "gnarly," and Chris Traeger said "literally." Every decade I have a favorite phrase I can't stop with.

I always look ahead, to the side, but never back.