No more words. We know them all, all the words that should not be said. But you have made my world more perfect.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease.

Imagination creates reality.

I was obsessed with clowns. My dad had to get rid of them. I thought there were clowns under my bed for years.

My name's Punk. CM Punk.

I try to be me to the utmost.

I can't tell the difference between my work life and my private life - it's all the same to me.

Still humping the American Dream

I am a registered Democrat (there are only two Republicans in Maryland and they're both in office) and two-time unsuccessful candidate for office myself.

I'll hit anyone who's seriously threatening my life... that's what happened, and that's what sent me to prison.

Making of poetry, music, dance and art as culture-making in the service of nation-making. You can find writings that make that purpose for art quite explicit.