No, no, my friend. You are kind, and you mean well, but you can never understand these things as I do. You've never been oppressed.

There is no man who is enterprising and keeps well up with the times but confesses that the women of to-day are in every respect, except political liberty, equal to the men.

I am the best author of my life.

Some donkeys have amazing luck.

This was something I always dreamed and wanted to be part of, when women's wrestling was freakin' cool, and now it is.

Live life to the fullest, for the future is scarce.

We're out playing ball in the gym, I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him.

Memory has always been social. Now we're using search engines and computers to augment our memories, too.

Beauty means the scent of roses and then the death of roses

Never buy anything in a room with a chandelier.

No one has the right to not assume that the business cycle will turn! Every five years or so, you have got to assume that something bad will happen.

Without the ability to visualize a goal and believe it will be reached, nothing of substance will be achieved. Not by anybody. Not at any time. Not in any place.