No one I knew talked about money. It's not an area of interest.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

The first thing that distinguishes a writer is that he is most alive when alone.

My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge!

Demagogues and agitators are very unpleasant, they are incidental to a free and constitutional country, and you must put up with these inconveniences or do without many important advantages.

We're only at the beginning of what we have to do here.

90? 110? You know. It's a Ferrari, baby - you don't do 50 in a Ferrari.

Every life is a profession of faith.

The publicis rather apt to be unreasonably discontented when a woman does marry again, than when she does not.

Dreams are not real; but when you are inside a dream, it is real to you.

At this point, if I were to psychoanalyze myself, I'd have to say I am a clown, cleverly disguised as a regular person.

What is light, if Sylvia be not seen? What is joy if Sylvia be not by?