No–one believes they’re a hero. But that doesn’t mean they’re not heroic - Captain Spectre.

There are storm clouds before the storm, there are the living before the dead. I need a figurehead, a banner bearer who will announce my arrival to the world.

I mean that success has come early. And that is dangerous. Always dangerous.

Entertaining females with accounts of jug-bitten maunderings is one of my favourite pastimes.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

Please don't kill me, I'm nice.

Better one byrde in hand than ten in the wood.

We were never meant to be baby, we just happened

I think that the internet is a beast of burden.

It's not the COUGH that carries you OFF. . . . It's the COFFIN they carry you OFF IN.

People don't just want a mindless flick with a superstar; they want to connect more deeply.