No one can think a thought for me in the way that no one can don my hat for me.

When we can't think for ourselves, we can always quote

Nothing is so difficult as not deceiving oneself.

The real question of life after death isn't whether or not it exists, but even if it does what problem this really solves.

If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

The limits of my language means the limits of my world.

The human body is the best picture of the human soul.

If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

To convince someone of the truth, it is not enough to state it, but rather one must find the path from error to truth.

The problems are solved, not by giving new information, but by arranging what we have always known.

To strive to better oneself is natural and expected. To abandon oneself in an effort to attain a new self is foolish and unhealthy.

That's the strange thing about a good story. No pleasure if you can't share it.

If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them.

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.

The essence of health is inner balance.

If your day is full of little mean, dark thoughts, is it any wonder you feel crabby? Maybe it's because you let your mind run wild like a dog putting its nose into garbage everywhere.

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.

There's a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows.

Those of us who frequent the band room have long suspected that Becca maintains her lovely figure by eating nothing but the souls of kittens and the dreams of impoverished children.

The only thing worse than being misquoted is being sentenced to two years' hard labour for buggery