No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Obstacles are a measure of the intensity of your passion.

I hate to read books but a friend said he read the dictionary and that the Zebra did it.

People in Sweden are very conscious of what people are saying about you.

All I wanted was to be big, to be in show business and to travel ... and that's what I've been doing all my life.

Only as an aesthetic product can the world be justified to all eternity.

I cling to my memories of glorious desperation.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

Make up your mind that no matter what comes your way, no matter how difficult, no matter how unfair, you will do more than simply survive. You will thrive in spite of it.

In human years I am 29. In actress years I'm the ripe, promising age of 18 to 35. That's how it works here in Hollyweird.

I think if you try to look for something to show off as an actor, vanity can get the better of you.