No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

...things happen when you least expect them. Things that can change your whole life.

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??

The man who enters his wife's dressing room is either a philosopher or a fool.

Working your obliques pulls everything together and gives you a slim waist.

The larger your beloved community, the more you can accomplish in the world.

The Niger Delta is an occupied territory. Citizens raise their hands in the creeks each time they see the military

It is very expensive to achieve high unreliability. It is not uncommon to increase the cost of an item by a factor of ten for each factor of ten degradation accomplished.

Money has to serve, not to rule!

If Christ Jesus be the periode, the end and the lodging-home at the end of your journey, there is no fear ye go to a friend . . . ye may look death in the face with joy.

There's one great script that hit my desk that I didn't change at all, and that was True Romance.