No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

No one was born a reader we learn to build the habit of reading.

You may have started a war, ” Jean growled. “All for what?”Ammon growled back. “To take back this world! To never live in fear again!

Dear God! how beauty varies in nature and art. In a woman the flesh must be like marble in a statue the marble must be like flesh.

I enjoy collaborating with other people.

Childhood Is the Kingdom Where Nobody Dies.

I only have girlfriends now who make me a better person.

I am grateful to be able to participate in the adult citation program where I will complete community service.

With preference came point of view; with point of view, personality; with personality, uniqueness; with uniqueness, grief.

Writer is a miner; he works in the gloomy places like a miner to get the precious material.

England is no longer controlled by Britons, we are under the invisible Jewish dictatorship, a dictatorship that can be felt in every sphere of life