No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.

The Cubist paintings in the Centre Pompidou in Paris were strange but amazing. The big fat magical cat said they made her eyes hurt.

I'd seen 'Interview with A Vampire' and saw Dracula movies growing up, but I never thought, 'I love vampires; I have to do a show about vampires.'

Unemployment is low, incomes are up, poverty is down - and that's going to be a lasting change.

But comedy I'd love to do as much as humanly possible.

I'd rather sell reefer than do pizza delivery.

Finn smiled ruefully. "I'm a Prisoner, old man. Just like you.

Cities have the capability of providing something for everybody, only because, and only when, they are created by everybody.

My career has been over since 1990.

Anticipation forward points the view.