No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

Miracles surround us at every turn, if we but sharpen our perceptions to them.

My suggestion is that we should first work to ensure the Third World has clean drinking water and sanitation.

I am very proud to be a part of '3 Idiots,' and happy that the character has worked in a big way.

For what matters if I gain the whole world, but lose my soul?

The Highlander was a documentary, and events happened in real time.

They call me Superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

There is not, in my opinion, anything more mysterious in nature than this instinct in animals, which thus rise above reason, and yet fall infinitely short of it.

Whoever is in a hurry shows that the thing he is about is too big for him.

When people doubt your abilities, the greatest joy on earth is making them eat their words.