No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.

Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

It was never just about the money.

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

A man had better study what a human being is, because he's marrying one - assuming that merely being one has not been sufficient stimulus to that study.

I’m a survivor. And like the moon, I have a feeling it would take a truly spectacular event to keep me from taking my place in the scheme of things, waxing, waning, and eclipsing notwithstanding.

To confess your fallibility and then do nothing about it is not humble

I stared at him. Maybe it had been hard for him being second best too.

I am a bit obsessive about tidiness. I need to make my bed in the morning and leave it perfectly made up.

There is no nature at an instant.

When you have a lot of fake selves, most of the time it's because you haven't had parents around so you try to build characters to protect yourself.

If you look back on all the teachers that you liked, I am sure you will find they were very entertaining.

I used to draw cartoons. I'd just show them to some of my friends, expecting that they were going to appreciate them, that they were going to enjoy reading them.

A marriage can go wrong at any time.