No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Blessed are the peacemakers

If you are so worried of things that can be fixed that you can't fix them. Just remember we came to this world without refactions.

I'll be the next Leonardo DiCaprio, sure.

Dispersed as the Jews are, they still form one nation, foreign to the land they live in.

I will not glory, even in my orthodoxy, for even that can be a snare if I make a god of it... Let us rejoice in Him in all His fullness and in Him alone.

It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.

Go down to the corner store and beat the Jap up, clean all the crap up.

Expression and the right to express is vital, anyone can be artistic.

For years I've advocated keeping a gratitude journal, writing down five things every day that brought pleasure and gratefulness.

I'm kind of a neat freak. My place is really organized. My socks are even organized: colors and sizes.