No one has any license to brag because he is honest. That should be natural instinct and, besides, if you are not, they put you in jail. Honesty is merely a form of insurance.

It is the small things in life which count; it is the inconsequential leak which empties the biggest reservoir.

The fellow who can pay only twenty-five cents to see a ball game always will be just as welcome at Comiskey Park as the box seat holder.

There is nothing I enjoy more than to see others enjoy themselves.

I was perfectly satisfied with the West Side of Chicago when I was in knickerbockers. I hope it was with me.

I would not be on the level did I not confess that I always have believed that the old Browns were a great team, one of the greatest ever organized.

It kills me how these days everyone has clinical justification for their strangeness.

Nobody ever feels they’re doing well with teenagers, ” he said. “I think that’s kind of the point of them.

In fairy tales, the children are saved by caring adults. We need more caring adults in the lives of our children.

That's why my ires always come comedic in a way because - can I just say something? See, I sound like such a smooth talker.

Real assistance is to help people to help themselves. We can't do everything for everybody, but there is room for all who try to make it.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

He looked at me. " I do know how to deal with demons, Savannah." "I know. Sorry." "So I get a hug?" "No, but I won't smack you, and we'll call it even.

You can do marvels and miracles if you have developed the understanding of love.

Other arms reach out to me, Other eyes smile tenderly, Still in peaceful dreams I see, The road leads back to you.

It doesn't do any good to wire the world if we short circuit the soul.