No one has yet computed how many imaginary triumphs are silently celebrated by people each year to keep up their courage.

We have to serve ourself many years before we gain our own confidence.

Almost any event will put on a new face when received with cheerful acceptance.

Acceptance makes any event put on a new face.

The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.

A stiff attitude is one of the phenomena of rigor mortis.

Mistakes fail in their mission of helping the person who blames them on the other fellow.

An impossibility does not disturb us until its accomplishment shows what fools we were.

Many a man gets weary of clamping down on his rough impulses which if given occasional release would encourage the living of life with salt in it in place of dust.

If a man hears much that a woman says she is not beautiful.

Disappointments should be cremated not embalmed.

Miss Masters was not content with threatening to hire away his staff, oh no. First, she had to perfume it.

Once chosen, forever chosen.

Why do we come to the world, only to suffer and depart? This is a unsolved misery.

Time is not waiting for you

Never in this world can hatred be stilled by hatred; it will be stifled by non-hatred - this is the law Eternal.

There are assumptions made about the way you look. I'm always surprised when people don't think I'm smart.

Girl, it's an umbrella, not a Lamborghini.

The Fuhrer is always right. I sense it.

Our task is to create memes... Launch your meme boldly and see if it will replicate.

It will have blood, they say; blood will have blood.