No one is going to fire me now. If and when I leave, I'll be the one to make the decision

You go to school, you get a master's degree, you study Shakespeare and you wind up being famous for plastic glasses.

You learn more from ten days of agony than from ten years of content.

With an endless assortment of children and animals living under one roof, there was always some absurd crisis that gave comic relief to my problems.

The magic of love is that it becomes our memory which we never can forget.

The best thing you can give is God consciousness. Manifest your own divinity first. The truth is there. It's right within us all. Understand what you are.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

The studios have been taken over by marketing people and accountants.

When your heart speaks, take good notes.

Looks like what drives me crazy Don't have no effect on you-- But I'm gonna keep on at it Till it drives you crazy, too.

The river flowed from century to century, and human affairs play themselves out on its banks. Play themselves out to be forgotten the next day, while the river flows on.

If you can't get yourself understood, you may have trouble, so you need some interpretation every now and again wherever you might be.

The father, the mother and the teacher are the three primarily responsible for moulding the future of the country.

Go to the poor there you will find God.