No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

I still find the moon more amazing than the fact men have walked on it.

You have to be involved in terms of what's happening in your local neighborhood and what issues are there.

If a work of art or a new style disturbs you, then it is probably good work. If you hate it, it is probably great.

One sits uncomfortably on a too comfortable cushion.

I don't make things complicated, that's the way they get all by themselves.

When the teeth are shut the tongue is at home.

I have been playing the piano for my entire life - since I was three.

What is important is that we have the ability to create.

If I am immune against all anger, I never feel angry.

Creativity inspires me.