No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

To every problem, there is a most simple solution.

Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.

It’s affirming that we can look at any experience from the fullness of our being and get past the shame we carry.

Because of the president's leadership, every American will have access to affordable, quality health care.

A guest is really good or bad because of the host or hostess who makes being a guest an easy or a difficult task.

Why do you judge me as a musician, John? All I'm interested in is making money.

The CIA’s resources should be focused on monitoring terrorists in caves – not polar bears on icebergs.

It's not unexpected for me to be in a comedy film anymore; I'm no longer the underdog in that world.

He [Winston Churchill] has a future and I have a past, so we should be all right.

We try to, when you come to Google, fulfill that need that you have as quickly as possible.