No one on this Earth knows how old I am.

You don't learn from smart people, you learn from idiots. Watch what they do, and then don't do it!

When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions.

Paul Newman is not a very good pool player.

The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.

I'm known clean around the Earth.

He who says either that the time for philosophy has not yet come or that it has passed is like someone who says that the time for happiness has not yet come or that it has passed.

You can’t plough a field by turning it over in your mind. Either you get out there and plough it or it doesn’t get done.

Years ago you followed someonehere, in love with breathkissing the nape of your neck, back when it was easy to beat least two places at once.

Enlightenment is when a laptop comes to know that it is a laptop.

Hats, like first husbands in my experience, are usually a mistake.

People first. Technology second.

I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents.

Wherever modern Science has exploded a superstitious fable or even a picturesque error, she has replaced it with a grander and even more poetical truth.

As artists we are here to make you uncomfortable with the complexity of your reality.

The earth yields up her stores, of every ill The instigators; iron, foe to man, And gold, than iron deadlier.