No one predicts the future. No one tries to.

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Ben Affleck (who plays A.J. Frost) and I got to actually go into the neutral buoyancy tank in actual $10 million spacesuits the astronauts wear in outer space, and that was pretty interesting

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

The mindset (perspective) is the consequence of “rules.

The Constitution guarantees due process, not judicial process.

Unfaithfulness ought to extinguish love, and we should not be jealous when there is reason to be. Only those who give no grounds for jealousy are worthy of it.

Harry found the [tea]... seemed to burn away a little of the fear fluttering in his chest.

The world to me was a secret, which I desired to discover; to her it was a vacancy, which she sought to people with imaginations of her own.

If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.

If everybody's behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there's no point in assuming a conspiracy.

I'm hopeless by e-mail, by phone, by text.

As a magician, you must think about chaos and order. Those are the two forces that control the universe.

It is the tendency of Government to grow, for practices and programs to become the nearest thing to eternal life we'll see on this earth.