‎No one remembers the singer. The song remains.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.

Freedom is the will to be responsible for ourselves.

Their faces were as a rule good-natured rather than beautiful.

Out of all the addictions in the world, Attention is slowly but surely becoming one of the most dangerous.

I'm right and wrong, moral and immoral, good and bad, a hero and a villain, and I've been just as capable of truth as I have been lies.

Clearly, if a building is not functionally and technically in order, then it isn't architecture either, it's just a building.

Devotion means your limited entity has been dissolved; a much larger possibility has become a living reality for you.

Obama is seen as very, very cool. I think a lot of people find him sexy.

Evangelicalism can only remain evangelical if it is passionately serious about truth and theology.

You don't hear me lambasting, engaging in personal attacks, getting nasty. I don't think that belongs in politics.