No one's supposed to be the president. This is not England. And it's not just the Bush family, all families designate each child as having some particular trait.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

I was grown up long before the grown ups were the grown ups.

When the clock strikes 2, 3, and 4, if the band slows down we'll yell for more.

The mind may find unique ways to express what it conceives of reality, but reality remains unchanged by the mind's efforts.

When we as a society begin to value mothers as the givers and supporters of life, then we will see social change in ways that matter.

Myth is very powerful and fiction is very powerful.

I am an analyst; my job is to analyze.

I've actually always wanted to make something like an acoustic record.

There's forgiveness if you ask forgiveness, you truly repent, and you do make an honest effort not to do that anymore.

Health care is at the beginning of a dialogue with the world... as health care providers, we have to ask ourselves this question: What stories are we not hearing?

Your cellphone has 10 sensors, and your car has 400. But your body has none - that's going to change.