No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

Only a person who has already developed life within himself will be able to extend a quality life to somebody else

In suffering, we build our strength for ultimate success.

You are not an "author, " you are a writer. If your books are still selling like hotcakes ten years after your demise, THEN you're an author.

We know we're coming full circle with God when we stand at a very similar crossroad where we made such a mess of life before, but this time we take a different road.

My poor little New Zealand: exporting frozen meat in peace, live meat in war.

My advice is to treat [credit cards] like what they are: little plastic grenades that must be handled very carefully.

The purpose of life is to love, not necessarily to be loved.

The mocker is never taken seriously when he is most serious.

What's next for me? I don't know. So I'm in exactly the same boat as many of you.

We wanted, it seemed, what we already had, a lover and a friend to create with, side by side. To be loyal, yet be free.