No one who had any sense has ever liked school.

Scotch Whisky is about the only thing left that is guaranteed to bring comfort to mankind.

I was very precocious. I was pleased with myself. I thought I was very good-looking and I thought I was very clever - and I was.

The luxury to drink from the wisdom of God and ability to connect with the heavens in prayer gives birth to a desire to get the job done...

Moments come & moments go, but can last a lifetime in your heart. Make them count!

Planning is not just guessing, it is harmful guessing, because it is a waste of time. All the time you spend doing your five year plan you can use to worry about tomorrow.

I won't yield to anyone about guns in our society. I know enough about it.

Comedy historians take note: this Gottfried character doesn't have the best eye for detail - and, for a Jew, he doesn't have the best eye for retail, either.

I speak to you in one tongue/ but every moment that ever mattered to me/ occurred in another language.

It is easier to suppose that the universe has existed for all eternity than to conceive a being beyond its limits capable of creating it.

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

Don't you be afraid, sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.

I was a smoker for about 20 years.