No other success can compensate for failure in the home.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

Etiquette is the ceremonial code of polite life, more voluminous and minute in each portion of society according to its rank.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters.

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

She knew whose love she doubted. It wasn't her parents' and it wasn't her friends: It was her own.

¡Los suspiros son aire y van al aire!¡Las lágrimas son agua y van al mar!Dime, mujer, cuando el amor se olvida¿sabes tú adónde va?

She was home (in Heaven). She was with the Person she was made for, in the place that was made for her.

Poor, harmless paper, that might have gone to print a Shakespeare on, and was instead so clumsily defaced with nonsense.

A picture is a poem without words.

Man gave us laws, and God gave us time, It's the art of storytelling and I'm only telling mine.

There are no incurable diseases — only the lack of will. There are no worthless herbs — only the lack of knowledge.

Out of the experience of extraordinary human disaster that lasted too long, must be born a society of which all humanity will be proud.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.