No politician is ever benefited by saving money; it is spending it that makes him.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind, and unfits it for every noble enterprise, every expanded prospect.]

…She kissed me on my thin lips and all my words were pushed back into my mouth. “I don’t want to die, ” she whispered, “but I need to lose the shackles of this multitude of hearts.

I don't want to be one of these people who's like, "Man, I don't know where my ideas come from and I don't know why this works."

Crooked Hillary Clinton wants to raise your taxes up to the sky. She wants to raise.

I'm really into football, gadgets, adventurous activities, and cooking new, creative recipes right now - but you'll never catch me being boring.

We need to find a new way forward. There are keys ways progressives can speak.

What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)

Some man's dreams can bring only nightmares to the world!

Let us reject the spirit of making proselytes to particular creeds by any other means than persuasion.

I was very disappointed that Denzel didn't win Best Actor for The Hurricane because I thought he deserved it.